Post by trueblaze on Dec 7, 2008 16:03:27 GMT -6
Welp since I created it three years ago it's been tradition to repost it on the new sight at the christmas season. So I here by anounce: The return of Blaze's Christmas carol.
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On the first day of Christmas, Copy X gave to Blaze:
One Seraph sub armor (Ah, thanks ya big lug)
On the second day of Christmas, Levithan gave to Blaze:
Two playful kisses (*blushes*)
And a Seraph sub armor (well your dad already gave me one, but I guess it's nice to have a spare)
On the third day of Christmas, Kinsume gave to Blaze:
Three complete Final Fantasy 7 plusie sets (sweet, now I can re-enact my favorite doujin scenes)
Two playful kisses (er...kinda out of character, not that I'm complaining)
And aSeraph sub armor (wait...how did you get one of those)
On the four day of Christmas, Fallout gave to Blaze:
Four nuclear missiles (Mwahahaha I'm a global threat now)
Three complete Final Fantasy 7 plushie sets (wait these aren't complete sets, all the Yuffie plushies are missing)
Two playful kisses (watch the madables, WATCH THE MADABLES)
And a Seraph sub armor (*sniff* he bit my ear off)
On the fifth day of Christmas, Teepo gave to Blaze:
Five slotered civilians (How many times have I told you not to hide your stuff at my place?)
Four nuclear missiles (
Oh f*bleep*ck Teepo has the bomb)
Three complete FF7 plushie sets (were these on sale or something?)
Two playful kisses (Ok, it's offical, the dude's lost it)
And a Seraph sub armor (How many of these thing exist exactly?)
On the sixth day of christmas, Raeone gave to Blaze:
Six emo back stories (great.....just what I always wanted.....)
Five slotered civilians ( Wait aren't you one of the good guys?)
Four nuclear missiles (Just put them in the closet with the rest of them)
Three complete FF7 plushie sets (Ok seroisly what the *bleep*ck)
Two playful kisses (I see you as a friend, A FRIEND!!)
And a Seraph sub armor (I swear to god I'm ganna kill the next person who gives me one of these)
On the seventh day of christmas, Seige Lion gave to Blaze:
Seven Gattling guns a blaring (I like'um but their kinda loud)
Six emo back stories (ahhhhhhhhhh....)
Five slotered civilians (eep, guess I should learn to aim before firing these gats ay. >.>")
Four nuclear missiles (closets full stick them under the bed)
Three complete FF7 plushie sets (ah good, target dummies)
Two playful kisses ( when a two ton war machine starts doing that to ya, it's time to leave)
And a Seraph sub armor (...ok I'll kill the NEXT guy who gives me one....assuming he can't also break me like a twig)
On the eight day of Christmas, Grandmaster Dewie gave to Blaze:
Eight martal arts lessons (can you teach me the Volcan Death grip too?)
Seven Gatling guns a blaring (Ack my ears, my ears)
Six emo back stories (ya ya ya Comunist this Comunist that)
Five slotered civilians (so much for your never kill anyone polacy I guess >.>)
Four nuclear missiles (wait what do these have to do with martial arts?)
Three complete FF7 plushie sets (I knew it: Made in China)
Two playful kisses (for your sake that had better be a Comunist greating)
And a Seraph sub armor (*lunges at Grandmaster *DIE
)
On the ninth day of Christmas, Nitrak gave to me:
Nine goofy holagrams (lol)
Eight martial arts lessons (you can't even fight how the hell do you plan to teach?)
Seven Gattling guns a blaring (HOW DO YOU TURN THESE THINGS OFF?)
Six emo back stories (not you too)
Five slotered civilians (you have the right to remain silent....never mind)
Four nuclear missiles (is it a bad sign when you start glowing green in the dark?)
Three complete FF7 plushie sets (Please....please...no....no more)
Two playful kisses (kinda hard to do with no lips isn't it?)
And a Seraph sub armor (time to join Grandmaster ya damn mime)
On the tenth day of Christmas, Miyuki Ai gave to Blaze:
Ten needles in the butt (OW OW OW OW OW OW OW)
Nine goofie holograms (they'd be funnier if I wasn't pulling needles out of my butt while watching them)
Eight martal arts lessons (Oh no, I still remember what happened the last time we fought)
Seven Gatling Guns a blaring (ACK I THINK I'VE GONE DEAF)
Six emo back stories (thank god I can't hear them)
Five slotered civilians (behold his latest acupuncure testies)
Four nuclear missiles (Doc says I'm now starile and have cancer)
Three complete FF7 plushie sets (Oh ya these will make everything better)
Two playful kisses (EW EW EW EW EW)
And a Seraph sub armor (I'd kill you if I wasn't still disinfecting my cheeks)
One the elventh day of Christmas, Strike Cain gave to Blaze:
Eleven partally purified maverick viruses (Before anyone asks, he gave it to me in a completely plutonic way)
Ten needles in the butt (YOUR NOT HELPING RIGHT NOW)
Nine goofie holograms (Look from now on you just stay five feet way from me ok)
Eight martal art lessons (Ya, close quarter combat....um....no thanks)
Seven gatling guns a blaring (WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU)
Six emo back stories (Does anyone in this base not have an emo back story?)
Five slotered civilians (you know I'm kinda surpriesed Fallout didn't get me this too)
Four nuclear missiles (is the U.S. having a going out of business sale or something?)
Three Complete FF7 plushie sets (Can't sleep Chocabos will eat me. Can't sleep Chocabos will eat me.....)
Two playful kisses (I'M NOT GAY DAMN IT)
And a Seraph sub armor (Ya I know just where to stick this)
On the Twelth day of Christmas, Viper gave to Blaze:
Twelve Kamakozie reploid (Hay hay keep them away from me)
Eleven partally purified maverick viruses (I am Bender, incert gurder)
Ten needles in the butt (damn it, I won't been able to sit for a week)
Nine goofie holograms (They aren't that goofie)
Eight martal arts lessons (Thanks, but...ah...I've already seen how you fight and I don't think it'd take more than one >.>)
Seven gatling guns a blaring (after a while you kinda learn to tone them out)
Six emo back stories (god I'm glad your dead)
Five slotered civilains (ya ya stick them in the pile over there)
Four nuclear missiles (I've got the bomb and BY GOD I'M GANNA USE IT.)
Three Complete FF7 plushie sets (*ties plushies to a nuke and launches it at Square Enix's Main Offices* RETURN TO SENDER B*bleep*tches)
Two playful kisses (*sigh* I'm never going to out live the whole "Flaming Reploid" nickname am I)
And a Seraph sub armor (*gets carted away to a loony asilum* hehehehe Seraph sub armors, there are Seraph sub armors every where hehehehehehehehehe)
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On the first day of Christmas, Copy X gave to Blaze:
One Seraph sub armor (Ah, thanks ya big lug)
On the second day of Christmas, Levithan gave to Blaze:
Two playful kisses (*blushes*)
And a Seraph sub armor (well your dad already gave me one, but I guess it's nice to have a spare)
On the third day of Christmas, Kinsume gave to Blaze:
Three complete Final Fantasy 7 plusie sets (sweet, now I can re-enact my favorite doujin scenes)
Two playful kisses (er...kinda out of character, not that I'm complaining)
And aSeraph sub armor (wait...how did you get one of those)
On the four day of Christmas, Fallout gave to Blaze:
Four nuclear missiles (Mwahahaha I'm a global threat now)
Three complete Final Fantasy 7 plushie sets (wait these aren't complete sets, all the Yuffie plushies are missing)
Two playful kisses (watch the madables, WATCH THE MADABLES)
And a Seraph sub armor (*sniff* he bit my ear off)
On the fifth day of Christmas, Teepo gave to Blaze:
Five slotered civilians (How many times have I told you not to hide your stuff at my place?)
Four nuclear missiles (
Oh f*bleep*ck Teepo has the bomb)Three complete FF7 plushie sets (were these on sale or something?)
Two playful kisses (Ok, it's offical, the dude's lost it)
And a Seraph sub armor (How many of these thing exist exactly?)
On the sixth day of christmas, Raeone gave to Blaze:
Six emo back stories (great.....just what I always wanted.....)
Five slotered civilians (
Wait aren't you one of the good guys?)Four nuclear missiles (Just put them in the closet with the rest of them)
Three complete FF7 plushie sets (Ok seroisly what the *bleep*ck)
Two playful kisses (I see you as a friend, A FRIEND!!)
And a Seraph sub armor (I swear to god I'm ganna kill the next person who gives me one of these)
On the seventh day of christmas, Seige Lion gave to Blaze:
Seven Gattling guns a blaring (I like'um but their kinda loud)
Six emo back stories (ahhhhhhhhhh....)
Five slotered civilians (eep, guess I should learn to aim before firing these gats ay. >.>")
Four nuclear missiles (closets full stick them under the bed)
Three complete FF7 plushie sets (ah good, target dummies)
Two playful kisses (
when a two ton war machine starts doing that to ya, it's time to leave)And a Seraph sub armor (...ok I'll kill the NEXT guy who gives me one....assuming he can't also break me like a twig)
On the eight day of Christmas, Grandmaster Dewie gave to Blaze:
Eight martal arts lessons (can you teach me the Volcan Death grip too?)
Seven Gatling guns a blaring (Ack my ears, my ears)
Six emo back stories (ya ya ya Comunist this Comunist that)
Five slotered civilians (so much for your never kill anyone polacy I guess >.>)
Four nuclear missiles (wait what do these have to do with martial arts?)
Three complete FF7 plushie sets (I knew it: Made in China)
Two playful kisses (for your sake that had better be a Comunist greating)
And a Seraph sub armor (*lunges at Grandmaster *DIE
)On the ninth day of Christmas, Nitrak gave to me:
Nine goofy holagrams (lol)
Eight martial arts lessons (you can't even fight how the hell do you plan to teach?)
Seven Gattling guns a blaring (HOW DO YOU TURN THESE THINGS OFF?)
Six emo back stories (not you too)
Five slotered civilians (you have the right to remain silent....never mind)
Four nuclear missiles (is it a bad sign when you start glowing green in the dark?)
Three complete FF7 plushie sets (Please....please...no....no more)
Two playful kisses (kinda hard to do with no lips isn't it?)
And a Seraph sub armor (time to join Grandmaster ya damn mime)
On the tenth day of Christmas, Miyuki Ai gave to Blaze:
Ten needles in the butt (OW OW OW OW OW OW OW)
Nine goofie holograms (they'd be funnier if I wasn't pulling needles out of my butt while watching them)
Eight martal arts lessons (Oh no, I still remember what happened the last time we fought)
Seven Gatling Guns a blaring (ACK I THINK I'VE GONE DEAF)
Six emo back stories (thank god I can't hear them)
Five slotered civilians (behold his latest acupuncure testies)
Four nuclear missiles (Doc says I'm now starile and have cancer)
Three complete FF7 plushie sets (Oh ya these will make everything better
)Two playful kisses (EW EW EW EW EW)
And a Seraph sub armor (I'd kill you if I wasn't still disinfecting my cheeks)
One the elventh day of Christmas, Strike Cain gave to Blaze:
Eleven partally purified maverick viruses (Before anyone asks, he gave it to me in a completely plutonic way)
Ten needles in the butt (YOUR NOT HELPING RIGHT NOW)
Nine goofie holograms (Look from now on you just stay five feet way from me ok)
Eight martal art lessons (Ya, close quarter combat....um....no thanks)
Seven gatling guns a blaring (WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU)
Six emo back stories (Does anyone in this base not have an emo back story?)
Five slotered civilians (you know I'm kinda surpriesed Fallout didn't get me this too)
Four nuclear missiles (is the U.S. having a going out of business sale or something?)
Three Complete FF7 plushie sets (Can't sleep Chocabos will eat me. Can't sleep Chocabos will eat me.....)
Two playful kisses (I'M NOT GAY DAMN IT)
And a Seraph sub armor (Ya I know just where to stick this
)On the Twelth day of Christmas, Viper gave to Blaze:
Twelve Kamakozie reploid (Hay hay keep them away from me)
Eleven partally purified maverick viruses (I am Bender, incert gurder)
Ten needles in the butt (damn it, I won't been able to sit for a week)
Nine goofie holograms (They aren't that goofie)
Eight martal arts lessons (Thanks, but...ah...I've already seen how you fight and I don't think it'd take more than one >.>)
Seven gatling guns a blaring (after a while you kinda learn to tone them out)
Six emo back stories (god I'm glad your dead)
Five slotered civilains (ya ya stick them in the pile over there)
Four nuclear missiles (I've got the bomb and BY GOD I'M GANNA USE IT.)
Three Complete FF7 plushie sets (*ties plushies to a nuke and launches it at Square Enix's Main Offices* RETURN TO SENDER B*bleep*tches)
Two playful kisses (*sigh* I'm never going to out live the whole "Flaming Reploid" nickname am I)
And a Seraph sub armor (*gets carted away to a loony asilum* hehehehe Seraph sub armors, there are Seraph sub armors every where hehehehehehehehehe)
