Return of IM hilarity

[trueblaze]

trueblaze84 (9:15:53 AM): yo
trueblaze84 (9:16:00 AM): I'm working on a post as I speak
Exiam (9:16:04 AM): ahh okay
Exiam (9:16:10 AM): how did the move go?
trueblaze84 (9:16:18 AM): havent' moved yet
trueblaze84 (9:16:26 AM): still working on filling out the paper work
trueblaze84 (9:16:31 AM): >.>
trueblaze84 (9:16:50 AM): I need to find the adresses of all the places i've lived over the past 10 yrs
Exiam (9:16:59 AM): wtf o.o;;
trueblaze84 (9:17:10 AM): part of the "refrences" portion
trueblaze84 (9:17:14 AM): *roles eyes*
Exiam (9:17:21 AM): livning in america sucks XD
trueblaze84 (9:17:27 AM): yes yes it does
Exiam (9:17:38 AM): here its just you go you get picked or not
trueblaze84 (9:17:47 AM): where are you?
Exiam (9:17:52 AM): or youjust buy a house with a few fellow students and live there together
Exiam (9:18:00 AM): Netherlands little country west of germany
trueblaze84 (9:18:06 AM): coo
Exiam (9:18:11 AM): ^^
trueblaze84 (9:18:43 AM): considering how fast this country is going down the crapper I'm half tempted to move to somewhere in Europe
Exiam (9:19:06 AM): welcome to bush
Exiam (9:19:12 AM): Europe is very nice
Exiam (9:19:20 AM): altough Im personally thinking of moving to canada
trueblaze84 (9:19:36 AM): you know, the last time we listened to a bush we wandered the desert for fourty years
trueblaze84 (9:19:40 AM): this time wasn't much better
Exiam (9:19:47 AM): now your in iraq XD
trueblaze84 (9:19:52 AM): ya
trueblaze84 (9:20:16 AM): Iraq, fighting the war on behalf of rich oil bigwigs
Exiam (9:20:22 AM): kinda XD
Exiam (9:20:26 AM): long live bush eh XD
trueblaze84 (9:20:47 AM): personally I'm game to bring back the old BURNING bush
Exiam (9:20:57 AM): hehehe XD
Exiam (9:21:12 AM): and then you will have a profet proclaim the word of god because the bush burned but wasnt harmed?
trueblaze84 (9:21:47 AM): I never said anything about him not being harmed
Exiam (9:22:04 AM): uhm well you would probally turn it around and say god is angry at us looking hes hurtin bush
trueblaze84 (9:22:14 AM): lol
trueblaze84 (9:22:30 AM): hay do you remember who the stealth units are in the group?
Exiam (9:22:51 AM): uhm
Exiam (9:22:58 AM): you got morderd with his device
trueblaze84 (9:23:04 AM): I'm trying to issue orders for them to watch the groups perimater when they arrive
Exiam (9:23:21 AM): and maybe rumor
Exiam (9:23:35 AM): we dont really have that many stealth untis just a lot of speed buggers
trueblaze84 (9:24:10 AM): I know Akiko is, but I'm not sure if he's/she's still around
trueblaze84 (9:24:33 AM): ya, and I got plenty of ideas on how to screw those speedy guys over
Exiam (9:24:40 AM): jay XD
Exiam (9:24:51 AM): Im suddenly very happy with my compeltley anti battle character
trueblaze84 (9:25:17 AM): ya, this mission is more geared toward non-battle characters than battle ones
Exiam (9:25:18 AM): Akiko is still around
trueblaze84 (9:25:27 AM): though there will some combat
Exiam (9:25:40 AM): this will probally prove intersting
trueblaze84 (9:26:04 AM): there's a reason I'm bringing Fallout, and its for reasons other than combat
Exiam (9:26:41 AM): so drac/genesis can ride him into combat?
trueblaze84 (9:26:49 AM): XD
Exiam (9:27:09 AM): if that woudl ahppen I think hell would freeze over since fallout is actually letting someone ride him
trueblaze84 (9:27:32 AM): XD
trueblaze84 (9:27:35 AM): ya
Exiam (9:28:01 AM): altough I dont think you orginally planned to have so many people on a simple recon unit
trueblaze84 (9:28:01 AM): unless it's part of HIS battle plan, he'd never allow that. and even then it would probably be to use them as a bullet shield
Exiam (9:28:25 AM): probally XD well I think I finally found a use for genesis XD
trueblaze84 (9:28:48 AM): no orignally this forum was just for a small group of 4-5 of the previous gamers, then suddenly half the old group showed up
Exiam (9:29:28 AM): I can drum up a few more people if youd like
trueblaze84 (9:29:30 AM): at least I have the excuse of Blaze being new at command and easilly persuaded to explain why so many people are in the group
Exiam (9:29:55 AM): true true
Exiam (9:30:26 AM): altough I hope that blaze isnt going to crack to stress
Exiam (9:30:33 AM): his pron will only last him so long
trueblaze84 (9:30:37 AM): lol
trueblaze84 (9:31:30 AM): the way Blaze is suposed to play out is that he's generally playful, but during dangerus situations he tends to become serious and strategic
Exiam (9:31:39 AM): *checks his stats*
trueblaze84 (9:31:41 AM): and he's almost always unlucky
trueblaze84 (9:31:59 AM): but the unluckyness tends to also manage to keep him alive
trueblaze84 (9:32:39 AM): aka, he burns off the bad karma a little at a time so it doesn't hit him all at once
Exiam (9:32:56 AM): so he falls in a hole which is unlucky but lucky since nhow the bullet misses him
trueblaze84 (9:33:07 AM): ya
ATTENTION (9:33:29 AM): Direct IM session initiated. What is this?
ATTENTION (9:33:30 AM): Direct IM session disconnected.
trueblaze84 (9:33:54 AM): hello?
trueblaze84 (9:33:57 AM): still there?
Exiam (9:33:58 AM): sorry
Exiam (9:34:00 AM): jah
Exiam (9:34:07 AM): I pressed buttons I shouldnt do that XD
trueblaze84 (9:34:12 AM): lol
trueblaze84 (9:34:24 AM): any way as I was typing
Exiam (9:34:27 AM): I checked up on blazes stats and uhm lets leave the atctics to exiam XD
trueblaze84 (9:35:15 AM): or like in the last mission he got both his arms stock in panthion units, but in doing so it saved him from being blown apart when the granade detinated five feet away
Exiam (9:35:41 AM): ahh yeah I remeber that faintly
trueblaze84 (9:35:50 AM): personally I loved that idea
trueblaze84 (9:36:12 AM): he get stuck between two enemies, and it turns out to save his life
trueblaze84 (9:36:34 AM): he has yet to return from an away mission without getting the crapp knocked out of him
Exiam (9:36:51 AM): hehhe yeah there is some nice irony in that
Exiam (9:37:01 AM): his bad luck saves him
Exiam (9:38:29 AM): I sense that this away mission isnt going to be any different
trueblaze84 (9:38:37 AM): XD
Exiam (9:39:36 AM): hmmm
Exiam (9:39:47 AM): are we going to have a NA side as well btw or their just all npcs?
trueblaze84 (9:40:07 AM): for now their NPC
trueblaze84 (9:40:10 AM): later on that might change
Exiam (9:40:23 AM): okay *wanders off to make npc*
trueblaze84 (9:40:28 AM): lol
trueblaze84 (9:40:35 AM): GM controled NPCs that is.
Exiam (9:40:37 AM): I have been watching to muhc hanibal, light and lelouc XD so Im going to make a evil genius
trueblaze84 (9:40:37 AM): ...wiat
trueblaze84 (9:40:44 AM): you're a GM now aren't ya
Exiam (9:41:01 AM): I think? I taught I was staff slave XD
trueblaze84 (9:41:07 AM): same thing
Exiam (9:41:14 AM): GEE XD
Exiam (9:41:16 AM): thnx XD
trueblaze84 (9:41:30 AM): NOW BRING ME A CUP OF TEA BITCH
trueblaze84 (9:41:35 AM): *whipes Exaim*
Exiam (9:42:09 AM): *dodges* GET IT YOURSELF SLUT
trueblaze84 (9:42:26 AM): *holds hand over Ban button*
Exiam (9:42:48 AM): hahaha, funny that both you and ied threaten with the same thing
Exiam (9:42:56 AM): *scuddles off to get a cup of tea*
trueblaze84 (9:44:23 AM): XD
trueblaze84 (9:44:32 AM): ahhh the power of mod
trueblaze84 (9:44:37 AM): it's intoxicating
trueblaze84 (9:45:15 AM): *opens coat and pulls out a tube of powedered Adminstrater power* *snorts it up the nose*
Exiam (9:45:22 AM): XD
trueblaze84 (9:45:23 AM): OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~~~~~
Exiam (9:45:44 AM): *comes back quivering and settting the cup down shaking* here you...g.g.g.g.o sir..big...master...blaze..
trueblaze84 (9:45:52 AM): XD
Exiam (9:45:56 AM): there stroked your ego enough?
trueblaze84 (9:46:12 AM): is it just me or do you think it's time to bring back the IM hilarity thread?
Exiam (9:46:34 AM): hahaha XD sure
Exiam (9:49:17 AM): now go finish your post before I take away your drug

[kehaul]

trueblaze84 (9:36:34 AM): he has yet to return from an away mission without getting the crapp knocked out of him

Yep, one Lucius (sp?) charged laser disintegrating an important appendage, one leviathan skewering him, one tunnel collapsing upon him... one self-created self-requisitioned forklift falling on him. I'm particularly fond of that last one.

[trueblaze]

Actually if I remember correctly:

Blaze started the game with a disabled arm due to an attack by a rabbit like machanloid. He then got flung through a wall by Lucius and had the big weapon he's never gotten to use ripped off his back.

In the next mission, he got half his face ripped off and a hole punctured completely through his chest by Levi.

Then he got hit by a grenade and was only saved do to the fact he was stuck between two enemies at the time. Next he got blown through a cement wall and almost through a second by a Golem's beam cannon.

THEN he had a tunnel collapse on him.

So ya..all in all...he's had a pretty interesting adventuring life.

edit: Oh ya, I can't forget about how after arriving at the German base he got needles shoved into his butt by a pretty boy, and then repeated pummeled by ice attacks. Then once he fixed those issues, he got slammed into a wall at mach 3 while attempting to help someone who was having problems with their thruster systems.

Which also reminds me of back when the Yoron base first started and Blaze first created his Red Phoenix armor, attempting to start it he ended up flying fifty feet into the air and then dropped like a stone. So apparently he doesn't even need to go into battle to get his butt kicked. XD

[Idei]

edit: Oh ya, I can't forget about how after arriving at the German base he got needles shoved into his butt by a pretty boy, and then repeated pummeled by ice attacks.

Ah yes, I remember that very fondly.

[kehaul]

ied said:

Ah yes, I remember that very fondly.

Good times, good times.